dolphins will conquer humans in the future
Friday, December 18, 2009
cuz i dun like you likin em dophinzzz yoo
p.s. sea critters suck, except for spongebob and friends
p.s. sea critters suck, except for spongebob and friends
Thwarted
Amir i dont know what you have against me that made you post that thing .
I hate dolphins now they freak the hell outta me -_-
I hate dolphins now they freak the hell outta me -_-
for alya, who loves dolphins
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Taken from an article about cute animals that could still destroy you:
Bottlenose Dolphin (Tursiops truncatus)
How cute!
No way. No fucking way. What the hell are dolphins doing here?
This cannot be right. These guys save humans. Every other year or so, some diver or something gets lost out at sea, these guys bring them home. For fuck's sake, in November of 2004, a bunch of these guys banded together and saved three lifeguards from a great white shark off the coast of New Zealand.
They're fucking dolphins.
They can talk. They shoot high-pitched chirps and squeaks back and forth, slap their tails in the surf and jump around to let each other know what kind of day they're having. This is the only animal in the world that Americans feel proud of not eating. This is fucking Flipper here, every third girl you met in college had at least one tattooed somewhere on her body.
No animal in the world is more closely linked to DayGlo rainbows.
OH SHIT! RUN!
It turns out they're sex-crazed thrill-killers. How's that for a plot twist?
For the last 17 years or so, marine biologists have begun paying a great deal of attention to dead baby dolphins and porpoises of all ages washing up ashore, and we quote, 'mangled in unexpected ways.'
The discovery that Bottlenose Dolphins were occasionally viciously reconfiguring their own children wasn't really all that much of a big deal. Humans are the only species on the planet that actually gives even a tiny shit about infanticide. It was what the dolphins were doing to the porpoises that entered the domain of the 'seriously fucked-up'.
Thirteen-foot male Bottlenose Dolphins were hunting down porpoises, beating to death and then playing with their corpses, all for no readily apparent reason. At the time of this writing, the majority opinion of the marine science community was that this breathtakingly savage interspecies homicide is for--and this is Science, here--shits 'n' giggles.
Reports of ludicrously sexually aggressive dolphins attempting to rape human women abound from all over the globe. And in 1994, a male Bottlenose off the coast of San Paolo, Brazil, that was noted to be fond of female human swimmers attacked a pair of human males that the dolphin apparently considered to be competition ... and killed one of them.
Sure, some accounts say the man was drunk, and was actively trying to shove a stick into the dolphin's blowhole at the time. And several locals had apparently first tried to drag it out of the water so they could take a picture with it, maybe first dressing it up with a top hat and monocle.
And here, of course, we have arrived at our lesson: when dealing with animals, you need to forget everything you learned from cartoons. The results can be deadly otherwise.
Bottlenose Dolphin (Tursiops truncatus)
How cute!
No way. No fucking way. What the hell are dolphins doing here?
This cannot be right. These guys save humans. Every other year or so, some diver or something gets lost out at sea, these guys bring them home. For fuck's sake, in November of 2004, a bunch of these guys banded together and saved three lifeguards from a great white shark off the coast of New Zealand.
They're fucking dolphins.
They can talk. They shoot high-pitched chirps and squeaks back and forth, slap their tails in the surf and jump around to let each other know what kind of day they're having. This is the only animal in the world that Americans feel proud of not eating. This is fucking Flipper here, every third girl you met in college had at least one tattooed somewhere on her body.
No animal in the world is more closely linked to DayGlo rainbows.
OH SHIT! RUN!
It turns out they're sex-crazed thrill-killers. How's that for a plot twist?
For the last 17 years or so, marine biologists have begun paying a great deal of attention to dead baby dolphins and porpoises of all ages washing up ashore, and we quote, 'mangled in unexpected ways.'
The discovery that Bottlenose Dolphins were occasionally viciously reconfiguring their own children wasn't really all that much of a big deal. Humans are the only species on the planet that actually gives even a tiny shit about infanticide. It was what the dolphins were doing to the porpoises that entered the domain of the 'seriously fucked-up'.
Thirteen-foot male Bottlenose Dolphins were hunting down porpoises, beating to death and then playing with their corpses, all for no readily apparent reason. At the time of this writing, the majority opinion of the marine science community was that this breathtakingly savage interspecies homicide is for--and this is Science, here--shits 'n' giggles.
Reports of ludicrously sexually aggressive dolphins attempting to rape human women abound from all over the globe. And in 1994, a male Bottlenose off the coast of San Paolo, Brazil, that was noted to be fond of female human swimmers attacked a pair of human males that the dolphin apparently considered to be competition ... and killed one of them.
Sure, some accounts say the man was drunk, and was actively trying to shove a stick into the dolphin's blowhole at the time. And several locals had apparently first tried to drag it out of the water so they could take a picture with it, maybe first dressing it up with a top hat and monocle.
And here, of course, we have arrived at our lesson: when dealing with animals, you need to forget everything you learned from cartoons. The results can be deadly otherwise.
Scribblings
Saturday, December 12, 2009
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confusion
alya ookams: okay
alya ookams: like my only problem here is well
alya ookams: me
alya ookams: i only believe in what i wanna believe
alya ookams: and kalau i tk believe benda tu
alya ookams: ill be just fine cause kalau i tk percaya i mmg tkkan percaya or be afraid
alya ookams: but i do
alya ookams: and in order to
Amir Norman: -__
alya ookams: like mcm
Amir Norman: -__- *
alya ookams: sorry haha
alya ookams: i nk kasi you faham
alya ookams: but i dont think you get it
Amir Norman: you believe in what you want to, but you believe in ghosts, so that means you want to believe in them, but you dont want to?
Amir Norman: -____-
alya ookams: IT MEANS I DONT WANNA BELIEVE IN THEM BUT I DO
alya ookams: like my only problem here is well
alya ookams: me
alya ookams: i only believe in what i wanna believe
alya ookams: and kalau i tk believe benda tu
alya ookams: ill be just fine cause kalau i tk percaya i mmg tkkan percaya or be afraid
alya ookams: but i do
alya ookams: and in order to
Amir Norman: -__
alya ookams: like mcm
Amir Norman: -__- *
alya ookams: sorry haha
alya ookams: i nk kasi you faham
alya ookams: but i dont think you get it
Amir Norman: you believe in what you want to, but you believe in ghosts, so that means you want to believe in them, but you dont want to?
Amir Norman: -____-
alya ookams: IT MEANS I DONT WANNA BELIEVE IN THEM BUT I DO
-_-
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Ohmygod Amir Norman , i cant believe you used my NAME for that thing -.-
-.-
Ayien started smoking again, that settles it. He sure as hell wasnt the one, screw him. His just an addition to my collection of loser-exes. Pft, smoking. What an idiot. I didnt know he'd sink so low. Wouldn't be surprised if he did drugs, banged a hooker, ended up in jail or committed suicide. Fuck him! What a loser. Stupid loser! He says I treat him as if he was a coolly, well seeing hw his friends are treating him, I wonder why is he so fucking mad at me. SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY FUCKING ENDING. My god, yr so naive! Shit go on lah, be this "macho" man you try so hard to be, fuck you fr making a fool out of yrself. Brotherhood my fucking asshole! If yr fucking brotherhood is so fucking important, then fuck you and rot in hell. FUCK YOU AND ROT IN HELL! Go become this motherfucking jock! GO ON. YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CONTROL-FREAK! YOU STUPID FUCKING EGO-MANIAC! FUCK YOU, YOU SOUL-ESS MOTHERFUCKING GAY ASS CUNT, AIRHEADED PIECE OF TOOL. FUCK YOU
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